• Re: Patriots was: T.O.H.

    From Dave Drum@1:18/200 to Sean Dennis on Sun Sep 22 10:48:00 2024
    Sean Dennis wrote to Dave Drum <=-

    Don't forget Red Green. Much funnier than the MacKenzie bothers.

    I like him too. You know he's about to launch an online animated
    series soon?

    https://www.youtube.com/shorts/WUdW4FlDlsM (this is a trailer by Steve
    for his show).

    As well as for the 300 esipodes that were broadcast on Canadion TV. Some
    of the accompanying videos remind me that I have cause not to regret
    giving up on watching the glass teat.

    ... "If you can't be handsome, at least be handy." -- Red Green

    Truer words were never spoken.

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    Title: Garlic Parmesan Pasta
    Categories: Pasta, Low-cal, Cheese/eggs, Garlic
    Yield: 4 Servings

    Yopu're on a pasta kick today, I see.

    I've never made this - but I have et it.

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    Title: Yacht Club Lobster Rossejat
    Categories: Seafood, Herbs, Pasta, Citrus, Vegetables
    Yield: 4 Servings

    1 lb Spaghetti
    2 tb Extra-virgin olive oil;
    - divided use
    Salt
    6 c Water
    2 (1 lb ea) lobsters; pref
    - new shell
    1 Bay leaf
    2 cl Garlic; thin sliced
    1 tb Smoked sweet paprika
    1 bn Fresh herbs; such as chervil
    - or parsley, leaves only
    Lemon wedges

    MMMMM-----------------------CLASSIC AIOLI----------------------------
    1 Egg yolk
    1 lg Clove garlic; grated
    1 1/2 ts Sherry vinegar
    2 ts Salt
    2 c Oil
    1 tb Water

    FOR THE AIOLI: Combine the egg yolk, garlic, vinegar and
    salt in a large bowl and whisk to combine. Place the
    bowl on a damp towel or have someone hold it for you to
    keep it steady. While whisking, slowly drizzle in the
    oil until the sauce emulsifies and thickens. As it
    thickens, add the water a few drops at a time (this will
    thin the aioli so that it can take more oil). Continue
    drizzling and whisking until all the oil has been
    incorporated. Yes, your arm may be a little tired, but
    this is definitely worth the effort. Aioli keeps in the
    refrigerator for up to three days.

    If adding herbs to the aioli, simply stir in the chopped
    herbs after all of the oil has been added. Use herbed
    aioli within a day, though the herbs can be added to a
    classic aioli at any time.

    FOR THE ROSSEJAT: Set the oven @ 325ºF/165ºC.

    Working in small batches, break the spaghetti into
    roughly 1" pieces and place on a baking sheet. Drizzle
    with 1 1/2 teaspoons olive oil and toss to coat. Bake
    the noodles, tossing every few minutes, until deep brown
    all over, 10 to 12 minutes. (Keep a close eye on them as
    they can go from pale to overdone in no time.) Remove
    them from the oven and let them cool. If the pasta has
    cooked a little too much, scrape it onto a cool baking
    sheet to stop the cooking.

    Bring 6 cups lightly salted water to a boil. Add the
    lobsters and bay leaf and cook for 6 minutes. Remove
    from the heat, transfer the lobsters to a bowl, and
    reserve the cooking water. Working over the bowl in
    order to catch all the juices, remove the meat from the
    lobsters and place it in a separate bowl. Add the shells
    (discarding the remaining innards) to the cooking water.
    Pour the lobster juices through a fine-mesh strainer
    into the cooking water. Bring to a gentle simmer to
    further infuse this quick broth.

    Heat the broiler to high.

    Heat the remaining olive oil in a large paella or wide
    enameled pan over medium heat. Add the garlic and cook
    until the edges begin to brown. Add the paprika and
    cook, stirring, for 30 seconds. Add the noodles and toss
    to coat with the oil. Add two cups of the hot lobster
    broth and bring to an energetic simmer. Do not stir the
    noodles as they cook. When the broth has been absorbed,
    add another 2 cups, cooking until absorbed. Add the
    remaining broth and bring to a full boil. Immediately
    place the entire pan directly under the broiler. Cook
    until the noodles have absorbed almost all of the broth,
    8 to 10 minutes. The noodles will curl up, and the ends
    will become crisp.

    Remove the pan from the heat and set it aside while you
    cut the lobster tails into small medallions and the
    claws in half. Place the meat in neat arrangements
    around the pan. Place a very large dollop of aioli in
    the center of the dish and scatter the herbs over the
    top. Serve with the extra aioli and lemon wedges on the
    side.

    RECIPE FROM: Island Bay Yacht Club, Springfield, IL
    via Peter Glatz' weekly column in Illinois Times

    Uncle Dirty Dave's Archives

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  • From Mike Powell@1:2320/105 to SEAN DENNIS on Sun Sep 22 09:30:00 2024
    Don't forget Red Green. Much funnier than the MacKenzie bothers.

    I like him too. You know he's about to launch an online animated series soon?

    https://www.youtube.com/shorts/WUdW4FlDlsM (this is a trailer by Steve for his show).

    LOL, I'm there, dude! :D

    Mike


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  • From Dave Drum@1:2320/105 to Sean Dennis on Mon Sep 23 06:11:00 2024
    Sean Dennis wrote to Dave Drum <=-

    I sorta miss the running gags and Harold - a joke in his own right. We
    had a plumbing/sewer servine company that used "Sewage and Septic
    Sucking Services." on its service tankers.

    We have a business locally called BM Sewage Services... LOL

    The company that came to clear my sewer connection (Schnapp Sewer Service)
    had a slogan under their name on the truck that said "We're Number One In Number Two" - another grinner Bv)=

    Here's a "gummer" I made whilst waiting for my gums to heal after getting
    my choppers yanked.

    MMMMM---- Recipe via Meal-Master (tm) v8.06

    Title: Italian Egg Scramble
    Categories: Potatoes, Herbs, Vegetables, Cheese
    Yield: 4 servings

    2 lg Red potatoes; diced
    1 tb Olive oil
    1/8 ts Garlic powder
    1/8 ts Dried basil
    1/8 ts Dried oregano
    2 tb Butter
    1/4 c Red onion; diced
    5 lg Eggs
    2 Tomatoes; diced
    2 c Baby spinach
    2 tb Jullienned fresh basil
    1/4 c Crumbed feta cheese

    Set the oven @ 400oF/205oC.

    Toss the diced potatoes with the olive oil, garlic
    powder, basil and oregano. Spread onto a baking sheet
    and roast until fork tender, about 20-30 minutes.

    Once the potatoes are done, heat a large skillet on
    medium-low. Add the butter and red onion. Cook for 3-4
    minutes until the onion is soft. Add the five eggs and
    gently push until almost cooked through. Add the roasted
    potatoes, tomatoes and baby spinach and fold in until
    the eggs are cooked through.

    Remove from heat and add the basil and feta before
    serving.

    By: Emily Weeks, RDN, LD

    RECIPE FROM: https://zenandspice.com

    Uncle Dirty Dave's Kitchen

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  • From Sean Dennis@1:18/200 to Dave Drum on Mon Sep 23 20:32:45 2024
    Dave Drum wrote to Sean Dennis <=-

    The company that came to clear my sewer connection (Schnapp Sewer
    Service) had a slogan under their name on the truck that said "We're Number One In Number Two" - another grinner Bv)=

    One of the sewage/Port-A-Potty trucks I've seen here has this painted on the back edge of the truck bed in big bold letters: "WARNING: THIS TRUCK IS
    FILLED WITH POLITICANS' PROMISES". XD

    Here's a "gummer" I made whilst waiting for my gums to heal after
    getting my choppers yanked.
    Title: Italian Egg Scramble

    Saved. That would be good for a "bad gum day".

    Something I love but haven't been able to eat it in 20-plus years...

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    Title: Cracker Jack Caramel Corn
    Categories: Candy
    Yield: 16 Servings

    2 c Spanish peanuts
    2 Sticks margarine
    2 c Brown sugar
    1/2 c Dark corn syrup
    1/2 ts Salt
    1/2 ts Baking powder
    Popcorn

    From: arielle@taronga.com (Stephanie da Silva) (COLLECTION)

    Date: Wed, 2 Mar 1994 23:07:59 GMT See recipe "Grandma Olsen's Sugar
    Cookies" for source/info on this recipe.

    Fill large pan 3/4 full of popcorn. Add peanuts. In a heavy saucepan,
    make syrup out of margarine, sugar, syrup & salt. Boil 5 minutes;
    remove from heat and add soda. Pour over popcorn and stir. Put in
    oven at 250F for one hour, stirring occasionally. Cool and break up
    into small chunks.

    Dorothy -- Returns

    REC.FOOD.RECIPES ARCHIVES

    /MISC

    From rec.food.cooking archives. Downloaded from Glen's MM Recipe
    Archive, http://www.erols.com/hosey.

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  • From Dave Drum@1:18/200 to Sean Dennis on Tue Sep 24 11:04:00 2024
    Sean Dennis wrote to Dave Drum <=-

    The company that came to clear my sewer connection (Schnapp Sewer
    Service) had a slogan under their name on the truck that said "We're Number One In Number Two" - another grinner Bv)=

    One of the sewage/Port-A-Potty trucks I've seen here has this painted
    on the back edge of the truck bed in big bold letters: "WARNING: THIS TRUCK IS FILLED WITH POLITICANS' PROMISES". XD

    Here's a "gummer" I made whilst waiting for my gums to heal after
    getting my choppers yanked.
    Title: Italian Egg Scramble

    Saved. That would be good for a "bad gum day".

    Something I love but haven't been able to eat it in 20-plus years...

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    Title: Cracker Jack Caramel Corn
    Categories: Candy
    Yield: 16 Servings

    You're missing out on a lot without those store-bought teeth.

    My first meal after I got comfortable with my George Washington's was

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    Title: Fiesta Rib Eye Steaks
    Categories: Beef, Salsa, Cheese
    Yield: 4 Servings

    4 Rib eye steaks; 3/4" thick
    2 tb Lime juice; fresh
    8 Flour tortillas; 6" size
    1/4 c Colby cheese; shredded
    1/4 c Jack cheese; shredded *
    1 c La Victoria Salsa or home
    - made (NO PACE!)

    * or Pepper-Jack

    Place steaks in utility dish and sprinkle with half the
    lime juice. Turn steaks over and sprinkle w/remaining
    juice.

    Wrap tortillas securely in heavy-duty aluminum foil.

    Place steaks on grid over medium coals. Grill steaks 7
    to 9 minutes for rare (140ºF) to medium (160ºF), turning
    once.

    Place tortilla packet on outer edge of grid and heat 5
    minutes, turning once.

    Top each steak with an equal amount of the cheeses.

    Serve with salsa and the tortillas.

    From: http://www.recipesource.com

    Uncle Dirty Dave's Kitchen

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