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    From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Thu Jul 16 00:06:46 2020
    An older brother, going on five years old, watched as his mother
    put a clean diaper on his baby brother. When she didn't dust the
    infant with talcum powder, the boy shouted "Wait, mother! You forgot
    to salt him!!".

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  • From Ron Lauzon@1:275/89 to Daryl Stout on Tue Mar 16 11:18:00 2021
    Daryl Stout wrote to All <=-

    An older brother, going on five years old, watched as his mother
    put a clean diaper on his baby brother. When she didn't dust the
    infant with talcum powder, the boy shouted "Wait, mother! You forgot
    to salt him!!".

    The priest was giving a fire and brimstone sermon and said "We are all but dust.."

    A little voice in the church was heard to say "Mommy! What's butt dust?"

    And mass was over due to the laughing.


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  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to Ron Lauzon on Tue Mar 16 13:14:00 2021
    Ron,

    An older brother, going on five years old, watched as his mother
    put a clean diaper on his baby brother. When she didn't dust the
    infant with talcum powder, the boy shouted "Wait, mother! You forgot
    to salt him!!".

    The priest was giving a fire and brimstone sermon and said "We are all
    but dust.."

    A little voice in the church was heard to say "Mommy! What's butt
    dust?"

    And mass was over due to the laughing.

    I'll bet the priest and the parents were red as tomatoes. <BG>

    However, it wouldn't surprise me if The Good Lord was smiling on
    that one. :)

    Daryl

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