• Weather Report

    From Aaron Thomas@1:342/201 to All on Fri Jan 23 20:24:56 2026
    Since the media is so full of sh!!, my prediction for this big snowstorm is:

    It will be either too cold or too warm for snow, but we will all go out and buy tons of groceries and gas anyway.

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  • From Ron L.@1:120/616 to Aaron Thomas on Sat Jan 24 08:36:01 2026
    Aaron Thomas wrote to All <=-

    Since the media is so full of sh!!, my prediction for this big
    snowstorm is:

    It will be either too cold or too warm for snow, but we will all go out and buy tons of groceries and gas anyway.

    About right. Here in Michigan the forecast is "snow", until today when it's so cold there's no more moisture in the air to make snow.

    I hope my neighbors brought their brass monkeys in last night. -24F this morning.


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  • From Aaron Thomas@1:342/201 to Ron L. on Sat Jan 24 15:02:30 2026
    About right. Here in Michigan the forecast is "snow", until today when it's so cold there's no more moisture in the air to make snow.

    My wife asked me "Do you think we should get a whole bunch of groceries?" and I reminded her "The same people who say that Trump is bad are the ones who are predicting all this snow."

    I hope my neighbors brought their brass monkeys in last night. -24F this morning.

    What are brass monkeys? Chuck Schumer on trumpet, Hakeen Jeffries on sax? lol

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  • From Ron L.@1:120/616 to Aaron Thomas on Sun Jan 25 09:53:09 2026
    Aaron Thomas wrote to Dr. What <=-

    My wife asked me "Do you think we should get a whole bunch of
    groceries?" and I reminded her "The same people who say that Trump is
    bad are the ones who are predicting all this snow."

    Ya, that's about right. Around here, with the exception of the abnormally low temps, it's a normal Michigan winter.

    What are brass monkeys? Chuck Schumer on trumpet, Hakeen Jeffries on
    sax? lol

    Brass monkeys are those little piles of cannon balls that would be next to cannons. Since you are shooting at the enemy, they are not well made and extreme cold can crack them in half. Leading to the term:

    Cold enough to freeze the balls of a brass monkey.


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  • From IB Joe@1:342/201 to Aaron Thomas on Sun Jan 25 12:24:48 2026
    On 23 Jan 2026, Aaron Thomas said the following...


    Since the media is so full of sh!!, my prediction for this big snowstorm is:

    It will be either too cold or too warm for snow, but we will all go out and buy tons of groceries and gas anyway.


    NY, not so bad... I've seen people in the ditch because there were snow flakes in the air in Georgia and Kentucky. I use to pray just to make it to Ohio because the drivers there have seen snow and they have the hardware to remove it.

    Be grateful you are where you are. Georgia gives the kids a day off if there is Frost never mind snow!!!

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  • From Aaron Thomas@1:342/201 to Ron L. on Sun Jan 25 18:16:42 2026
    groceries?" and I reminded her "The same people who say that Trump is bad are the ones who are predicting all this snow."

    Ya, that's about right. Around here, with the exception of the
    abnormally low temps, it's a normal Michigan winter.

    I think the media has worked out a deal with the plow truck drivers because they're letting it pile up, not plowing anything, and it's making it look like the "big bad storm" that the media made it out to be.

    Normally they'd just plow this and everything would be fine.

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  • From Aaron Thomas@1:342/201 to IB Joe on Sun Jan 25 18:30:52 2026
    Be grateful you are where you are. Georgia gives the kids a day off if there is Frost never mind snow!!!

    How is it in Florida? When I lived in Albuquerque I barely got any snow, and snow days there are almost unheard of. There was 1 in the 7 years that I lived there.

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  • From Ron L.@1:120/616 to Aaron Thomas on Mon Jan 26 07:15:28 2026
    Aaron Thomas wrote to Dr. What <=-

    I think the media has worked out a deal with the plow truck drivers because they're letting it pile up, not plowing anything, and it's
    making it look like the "big bad storm" that the media made it out to
    be.

    I'd attribute it to the Leftie gov't's wanting to spend money on their social programs (i.e.graft) and not on infrastructure. So they don't have enough equipment, men, etc. to do the work and don't want to get it because it would take away from their graft.

    Then there's the AI fakes that seem to be popping up everywhere.

    Normally they'd just plow this and everything would be fine.

    Which is what happened here in Michigan.


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  • From Dr. What@1:342/201 to IB Joe on Mon Jan 26 04:15:50 2026
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    Be grateful you are where you are. Georgia gives the kids a day off if there is Frost never mind snow!!!

    Ya, but they have to.

    None of those people know how to drive in icy (even a little bit) weather nor do they keep their tires up. In Michigan, you'd be dead driving in winter with bald tires. Down south, bald tires are the norm.

    Northern states have the facilities and plans for icy weather. They pre-emptively salt (or sand if the temps are too cold) the roads - especially the intersections. But that means that they have to stockpile both, and have the trucks and drivers ready to spread the salt/sand when needed.


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  • From IB Joe@1:342/201 to Aaron Thomas on Mon Jan 26 08:49:16 2026
    On 25 Jan 2026, Aaron Thomas said the following...


    How is it in Florida? When I lived in Albuquerque I barely got any snow, and snow days there are almost unheard of. There was 1 in the 7 years
    that I lived there.


    You know it... I HATE the cold now. I get sand in my vagina.

    My in-laws are in jeans and long-sleved shirts all year round.

    And you moved from New Mexico so you have no one to blame but yourself.

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  • From Aaron Thomas@1:342/201 to Ron L. on Mon Jan 26 09:14:36 2026
    I think the media has worked out a deal with the plow truck drivers because they're letting it pile up, not plowing anything, and it's making it look like the "big bad storm" that the media made it out to be.

    I'd attribute it to the Leftie gov't's wanting to spend money on their social programs (i.e.graft) and not on infrastructure. So they don't
    have enough equipment, men, etc. to do the work and don't want to get it because it would take away from their graft.

    That's part of it. I noticed that the city doesn't have the big plow trucks that plow the state and county roads, but instead they have some guy with a pickup truck plowing streets like mine.

    Deals with local contractors instead of using county equipment and county employees, hmm...

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  • From Aaron Thomas@1:342/201 to IB Joe on Mon Jan 26 09:38:50 2026
    You know it... I HATE the cold now. I get sand in my vagina.

    It's just the expense of the heat that I don't like.

    And you moved from New Mexico so you have no one to blame but yourself.

    I actually like the snow. Snow days are great. Keeping the kids home, shoveling, outrageous heat bills, it's all good ;)

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  • From IB Joe@1:342/201 to Dr. What on Mon Jan 26 11:56:38 2026
    On 26 Jan 2026, Dr. What said the following...


    Ya, but they have to.


    I know... I've seen Frost Days in Florida as well. The schools are heated with Heat Pumps and they really don't have the balls in it to keep the school warm.

    And I'll look those kids straight in the eye and tell them I had to walk to school 5 miles each way in -40 weather... Uphill both ways.


    None of those people know how to drive in icy (even a little bit)
    weather nor do they keep their tires up. In Michigan, you'd be dead driving in winter with bald tires. Down south, bald tires are the norm.


    Cowards!!!!


    Northern states have the facilities and plans for icy weather. They pre-emptively salt (or sand if the temps are too cold) the roads - especially the intersections. But that means that they have to
    stockpile both, and have the trucks and drivers ready to spread the salt/sand when needed.


    I was trapped in Kentucky for a few hours because it snowed a little... Cincinnati was my goal. At least if there was a hint of snow the people of Ohio knew what to do.

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  • From IB Joe@1:342/201 to Aaron Thomas on Mon Jan 26 12:02:50 2026
    On 26 Jan 2026, Aaron Thomas said the following...


    It's just the expense of the heat that I don't like.


    That's a lie... I can walk around the house naked drinking a beer... Cold SUCKS... I want Global Warming!!!


    I actually like the snow. Snow days are great. Keeping the kids home, shoveling, outrageous heat bills, it's all good ;)



    There was a snow day... I told my daughter if she cleaned her room she could take the next day off...

    She was pissed because she finally read her txt message to say that school was canceled because of snow.

    I got this idea from the internet... I love the internet.

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  • From Petar Smilajkov@1:226/20 to IB Joe on Mon Jan 26 15:12:23 2026
    Hey,

    I was trapped in Kentucky for a few hours because it snowed a little... Cincinnati was my goal. At least if there was a hint of snow the people of Ohio knew what to do.

    That was pure luck, probably due to most of them being stuck at home with Level 2 snow emergency, so those on the roads probably had to be there and knew how to drive.

    General consensus here in Ohio is that no one knows how to drive, and the moment we hit even a small rain, mid summer mind you, crashes all over...

    Ohio drivers are the worst, and also most easily offended. My bro came from Europe for a week (Serbia), and got 2 middle fingers in a day here. From women to boot! ;)

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  • From IB Joe@1:342/201 to Petar Smilajkov on Mon Jan 26 13:36:26 2026
    On 26 Jan 2026, Petar Smilajkov said the following...


    Ohio drivers are the worst, and also most easily offended. My bro came from Europe for a week (Serbia), and got 2 middle fingers in a day here. From women to boot! ;)


    That rule kept me alive for the better part of 25 years.

    I'd rather have false hope than no hope.

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  • From Petar Smilajkov@1:226/20 to IB Joe on Mon Jan 26 17:49:56 2026
    Joe,

    That rule kept me alive for the better part of 25 years.
    I'd rather have false hope than no hope.

    ;)

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  • From IB Joe@1:342/201 to Petar Smilajkov on Mon Jan 26 16:50:32 2026
    On 26 Jan 2026, Petar Smilajkov said the following...


    ;)

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    Its OK, in Florida they don't bury their dead... The let them drive in the left lane with their turn signal on.

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  • From Petar Smilajkov@1:226/20 to IB Joe on Mon Jan 26 20:06:32 2026
    Its OK, in Florida they don't bury their dead... The let them drive in
    the left lane with their turn signal on.

    LOLLZZ! hahaha (but true) ;)

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  • From Aaron Thomas@1:342/201 to IB Joe on Mon Jan 26 20:36:50 2026
    There was a snow day... I told my daughter if she cleaned her room she could take the next day off...

    She was pissed because she finally read her txt message to say that
    school was canceled because of snow.

    I shoveled for 3 hours straight and I still didn't have a big enough path for our cars to get out, so then I went back at it for another hour and I'm hoping it's enough to get out in the morning.

    I feel like I've been at the beach all day.

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  • From Ron L.@1:120/616 to Aaron Thomas on Tue Jan 27 07:03:56 2026
    Aaron Thomas wrote to Dr. What <=-

    That's part of it. I noticed that the city doesn't have the big plow trucks that plow the state and county roads, but instead they have some guy with a pickup truck plowing streets like mine.

    Deals with local contractors instead of using county equipment and
    county employees, hmm...

    That might be more cost effective, though. There's a lot of "it depends".

    But I would argue that in NY state, that's not cost effective and it probably would have been cheaper to work with a nearby entity to pool resources for plowing.


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  • From Ron L.@1:120/616 to IB Joe on Tue Jan 27 07:03:56 2026
    IB Joe wrote to Dr. What <=-

    And I'll look those kids straight in the eye and tell them I had to
    walk to school 5 miles each way in -40 weather... Uphill both ways.

    I'd show them a picture of me from college days, standing on top of a 6 foot high snow bank next to a sign that says "Florida" (sadly, the sign is now gone).

    I was trapped in Kentucky for a few hours because it snowed a little... Cincinnati was my goal. At least if there was a hint of snow the
    people of Ohio knew what to do.

    Ya, but if 90% of your winters have nothing (maybe 1 or 2 days), I will argue that it's fiscally responsible to not pay for all the infrastructure to handle it.


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  • From Aaron Thomas@1:342/201 to Ron L. on Tue Jan 27 07:10:16 2026
    Deals with local contractors instead of using county equipment and county employees, hmm...

    That might be more cost effective, though. There's a lot of "it
    depends".

    But I would argue that in NY state, that's not cost effective and it probably would have been cheaper to work with a nearby entity to pool resources for plowing.

    I think so too, and it would be better for the taxpayers too. These guys with their little pickup trucks are nowhere to be found when we need them, but they scrape the sh!t out of the road when we get a dusting.

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  • From IB Joe@1:342/201 to Aaron Thomas on Tue Jan 27 07:50:04 2026
    On 26 Jan 2026, Aaron Thomas said the following...


    I shoveled for 3 hours straight and I still didn't have a big enough
    path for our cars to get out, so then I went back at it for another hour and I'm hoping it's enough to get out in the morning.

    I feel like I've been at the beach all day.


    Talk to your Doctor ... I think you had a stroke.

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  • From Ron L.@1:120/616 to Aaron Thomas on Wed Jan 28 07:05:44 2026
    Aaron Thomas wrote to Dr. What <=-

    I think so too, and it would be better for the taxpayers too. These
    guys with their little pickup trucks are nowhere to be found when we
    need them, but they scrape the sh!t out of the road when we get a
    dusting.

    So just the normal graft for NY?


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