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  • Mystic Pi Year of the Rabbit

    From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Mon Dec 11 02:02:03 2023
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    < Whip it, whip it good! >
    ------------------------
    \
    \
    // //
    (") (")
    *(__) (__)*

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Tue Dec 12 02:02:06 2023
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    / <hoponpop> my program works if i take \
    \ out the bugs. /
    ---------------------------------------
    \
    \
    // //
    (") (")
    *(__) (__)*

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Wed Dec 13 02:02:02 2023
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    < A closed mouth gathers no foot. >
    ---------------------------------
    \
    \
    // //
    (") (")
    *(__) (__)*

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Fri Dec 15 02:02:02 2023
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    / Beifeld's Principle: \
    | |
    | The probability of a young man meeting |
    | a desirable and receptive |
    | |
    | young female increases by pyramidical |
    | progression when he |
    | |
    | is already in the company of (1) a |
    | date, (2) his wife, (3) a |
    | |
    | better-looking and richer male friend. |
    | |
    \ -- R. Beifeld /
    ----------------------------------------
    \
    \
    // //
    (") (")
    *(__) (__)*

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Wed Dec 20 00:11:18 2023
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    / Q: How does the Polish Constitution \
    | differ from the American? A: Under the |
    | Polish Constitution citizens are |
    | guaranteed freedom of |
    | |
    | speech, but under the United States |
    | constitution they are |
    | |
    | guaranteed freedom after speech. |
    | |
    \ -- being told in Poland, 1987 /
    ----------------------------------------
    \
    \
    // //
    (") (")
    *(__) (__)*

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Wed Dec 20 00:11:20 2023
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    / Q: How does the Polish Constitution \
    | differ from the American? A: Under the |
    | Polish Constitution citizens are |
    | guaranteed freedom of |
    | |
    | speech, but under the United States |
    | constitution they are |
    | |
    | guaranteed freedom after speech. |
    | |
    \ -- being told in Poland, 1987 /
    ----------------------------------------
    \
    \
    // //
    (") (")
    *(__) (__)*

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Wed Dec 20 02:03:01 2023
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    / Q: What's tiny and yellow and very, \
    | very, dangerous? A: A canary with the |
    \ super-user password. /
    ---------------------------------------
    \
    \
    // //
    (") (")
    *(__) (__)*

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Thu Dec 21 02:03:01 2023
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    / They have been at a great feast of \
    | languages, and stolen the scraps. |
    | |
    | -- William Shakespeare, "Love's |
    \ Labour's Lost" /
    ------------------------------------
    \
    \
    // //
    (") (")
    *(__) (__)*

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Fri Dec 22 02:03:01 2023
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    / You will be the last person to buy a \
    \ Chrysler. /
    --------------------------------------
    \
    \
    // //
    (") (")
    *(__) (__)*

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Sat Dec 23 02:03:01 2023
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    / Tonight you will pay the wages of sin; \
    \ Don't forget to leave a tip. /
    ----------------------------------------
    \
    \
    // //
    (") (")
    *(__) (__)*

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Sun Dec 24 02:03:02 2023
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    / Man is the only animal that blushes -- \
    | or needs to. |
    | |
    \ -- Mark Twain /
    ----------------------------------------
    \
    \
    // //
    (") (")
    *(__) (__)*

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Mon Dec 25 02:03:01 2023
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    / You are not dead yet. But watch for \
    \ further reports. /
    -------------------------------------
    \
    \
    // //
    (") (")
    *(__) (__)*

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Tue Dec 26 02:03:02 2023
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    / Your analyst has you mixed up with \
    | another patient. Don't believe a thing |
    \ he tells you. /
    ----------------------------------------
    \
    \
    // //
    (") (")
    *(__) (__)*

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Wed Dec 27 02:03:01 2023
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    / You're growing out of some of your \
    | problems, but there are others that |
    \ you're growing into. /
    -------------------------------------
    \
    \
    // //
    (") (")
    *(__) (__)*

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Thu Dec 28 02:03:02 2023
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    / Your manuscript is both good and \
    | original, but the part that is good is |
    | not original and the part that is |
    | original is not good. |
    | |
    \ -- Samuel Johnson /
    ----------------------------------------
    \
    \
    // //
    (") (")
    *(__) (__)*

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Fri Dec 29 02:03:01 2023
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    / Never look up when dragons fly \
    \ overhead. /
    --------------------------------
    \
    \
    // //
    (") (")
    *(__) (__)*

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Sat Dec 30 02:03:01 2023
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    / The devil can cite Scripture for his \
    | purpose. |
    | |
    | -- William Shakespeare, "The Merchant |
    \ of Venice" /
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    \
    \
    // //
    (") (")
    *(__) (__)*

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Sun Dec 31 02:03:02 2023
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    / You possess a mind not merely twisted, \
    \ but actually sprained. /
    ----------------------------------------
    \
    \
    // //
    (") (")
    *(__) (__)*

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Mon Jan 1 02:03:01 2024
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    / Q: What do you call a half-dozen \
    | Indians with Asian flu? A: Six sick |
    \ Sikhs (sic). /
    -------------------------------------
    \
    \
    // //
    (") (")
    *(__) (__)*

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Tue Jan 2 02:03:01 2024
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    / In the plot, people came to the land; \
    | the land loved them; they worked and |
    | struggled and had lots of children. |
    | There was a Frenchman who talked funny |
    | and a greenhorn from England who was a |
    | fancy-pants but when it came to the |
    | crunch he was all courage. Those novels |
    | would make you retch. |
    | |
    | -- Canadian novelist Robertson Davies, |
    | on the generic Canadian |
    | |
    \ novel. /
    -----------------------------------------
    \
    \
    // //
    (") (")
    *(__) (__)*

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Wed Jan 3 02:03:01 2024
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    / Lay on, MacDuff, and curs'd be him who \
    | first cries, "Hold, enough!". |
    | |
    \ -- Shakespeare /
    ----------------------------------------
    \
    \
    // //
    (") (")
    *(__) (__)*

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Thu Jan 4 02:03:01 2024
    ________________________________________
    / Q: How does the Polish Constitution \
    | differ from the American? A: Under the |
    | Polish Constitution citizens are |
    | guaranteed freedom of |
    | |
    | speech, but under the United States |
    | constitution they are |
    | |
    | guaranteed freedom after speech. |
    | |
    \ -- being told in Poland, 1987 /
    ----------------------------------------
    \
    \
    // //
    (") (")
    *(__) (__)*

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Fri Jan 5 02:03:02 2024
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    / Today is the first day of the rest of \
    \ your life. /
    ---------------------------------------
    \
    \
    // //
    (") (")
    *(__) (__)*

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Sat Jan 6 02:03:01 2024
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    / Domestic happiness and faithful \
    \ friends. /
    ---------------------------------
    \
    \
    // //
    (") (")
    *(__) (__)*

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Sun Jan 7 02:03:01 2024
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    / Your own qualities will help prevent \
    \ your advancement in the world. /
    --------------------------------------
    \
    \
    // //
    (") (")
    *(__) (__)*

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Mon Jan 8 02:03:01 2024
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    / Q: Why don't lawyers go to the beach? \
    \ A: The cats keep trying to bury them. /
    ---------------------------------------
    \
    \
    // //
    (") (")
    *(__) (__)*

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Tue Jan 9 02:03:01 2024
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    < You now have Asian Flu. >
    -------------------------
    \
    \
    // //
    (") (")
    *(__) (__)*

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Wed Jan 10 02:03:01 2024
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    / Q: What's the difference between an \
    | Irish wedding and an Irish wake? A: One |
    \ less drunk. /
    -----------------------------------------
    \
    \
    // //
    (") (")
    *(__) (__)*

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Thu Jan 11 02:03:01 2024
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    / Q: Why do the police always travel in \
    | threes? A: One to do the reading, one |
    | to do the writing, and the other keeps |
    | |
    \ an eye on the two intellectuals. /
    ----------------------------------------
    \
    \
    // //
    (") (")
    *(__) (__)*

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Fri Jan 12 02:03:01 2024
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    / You will have a long and unpleasant \
    \ discussion with your supervisor. /
    -------------------------------------
    \
    \
    // //
    (") (")
    *(__) (__)*

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Sat Jan 13 02:03:02 2024
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    / You will be aided greatly by a person \
    \ whom you thought to be unimportant. /
    ---------------------------------------
    \
    \
    // //
    (") (")
    *(__) (__)*

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Sun Jan 14 02:03:02 2024
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    / You like to form new friendships and \
    \ make new acquaintances. /
    --------------------------------------
    \
    \
    // //
    (") (")
    *(__) (__)*

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Mon Jan 15 02:03:02 2024
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    / He draweth out the thread of his \
    | verbosity finer than the staple of his |
    | argument. |
    | |
    | -- William Shakespeare, "Love's |
    \ Labour's Lost" /
    ----------------------------------------
    \
    \
    // //
    (") (")
    *(__) (__)*

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Tue Jan 16 02:03:01 2024
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    / Q: How many IBM CPU's does it take to \
    | do a logical right shift? A: 33. 1 to |
    | hold the bits and 32 to push the |
    \ register. /
    ---------------------------------------
    \
    \
    // //
    (") (")
    *(__) (__)*

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Wed Jan 17 02:03:01 2024
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    / Q: What do you get when you cross the \
    | Godfather with an attorney? A: An offer |
    \ you can't understand. /
    -----------------------------------------
    \
    \
    // //
    (") (")
    *(__) (__)*

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Thu Jan 18 02:03:02 2024
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    / Avert misunderstanding by calm, poise, \
    \ and balance. /
    ----------------------------------------
    \
    \
    // //
    (") (")
    *(__) (__)*

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Fri Jan 19 02:03:01 2024
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    / Q: How do you save a drowning lawyer? \
    \ A: Throw him a rock. /
    ---------------------------------------
    \
    \
    // //
    (") (")
    *(__) (__)*

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Sat Jan 20 02:03:01 2024
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    / Wagner's music is better than it \
    | sounds. |
    | |
    \ -- Mark Twain /
    ----------------------------------
    \
    \
    // //
    (") (")
    *(__) (__)*

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Sun Jan 21 02:03:02 2024
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    / Q: What do monsters eat? A: Things. \
    | |
    | Q: What do monsters drink? A: Coke. |
    \ (Because Things go better with Coke.) /
    ---------------------------------------
    \
    \
    // //
    (") (")
    *(__) (__)*

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Mon Jan 22 02:03:01 2024
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    / Mind! I don't mean to say that I know, \
    | of my own knowledge, what there is |
    | particularly dead about a door-nail. I |
    | might have been inclined, myself, to |
    | regard a coffin-nail as the deadest |
    | piece of ironmongery in the trade. But |
    | the wisdom of our ancestors is in the |
    | simile; and my unhallowed hands shall |
    | not disturb it, or the Country's done |
    | for. You will therefore permit me to |
    | repeat, emphatically, that Marley was |
    | as dead as a door-nail. |
    | |
    \ -- Charles Dickens, "A Christmas Carol" /
    -----------------------------------------
    \
    \
    // //
    (") (")
    *(__) (__)*

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Tue Jan 23 02:03:02 2024
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    / Behold, the fool saith, "Put not all \
    | thine eggs in the one basket"--which is |
    | but a manner of saying, "Scatter your |
    | money and your attention;" but the wise |
    | man saith, "Put all your eggs in the |
    | one basket and--WATCH THAT BASKET." |
    | |
    | -- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's |
    \ Calendar" /
    -----------------------------------------
    \
    \
    // //
    (") (")
    *(__) (__)*

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Wed Jan 24 02:03:01 2024
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    / Suspicion always haunts the guilty \
    | mind. |
    | |
    \ -- Wm. Shakespeare /
    ------------------------------------
    \
    \
    // //
    (") (")
    *(__) (__)*

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Wed Jan 24 07:21:54 2024
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    < Oh, and May the fourth be with you ;) >
    ---------------------------------------
    \
    \
    // //
    (") (")
    *(__) (__)*

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Thu Jan 25 02:03:01 2024
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    < You're at the end of the road again. >
    --------------------------------------
    \
    \
    // //
    (") (")
    *(__) (__)*

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Fri Jan 26 02:03:01 2024
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    / Today is the last day of your life so \
    \ far. /
    ---------------------------------------
    \
    \
    // //
    (") (")
    *(__) (__)*

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Sat Jan 27 02:03:02 2024
    _________________________________
    < You too can wear a nose mitten. >
    ---------------------------------
    \
    \
    // //
    (") (")
    *(__) (__)*

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Sun Jan 28 02:03:01 2024
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    / Tempt not a desperate man. \
    | |
    | -- William Shakespeare, "Romeo and |
    \ Juliet" /
    ------------------------------------
    \
    \
    // //
    (") (")
    *(__) (__)*

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Mon Jan 29 02:03:01 2024
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    / "Speak, thou vast and venerable head," \
    | muttered Ahab, "which, though |
    | ungarnished with a beard, yet here and |
    | there lookest hoary with mosses; speak, |
    | mighty head, and tell us the secret |
    | thing that is in thee. Of all divers, |
    | thou has dived the deepest. That head |
    | upon which the upper sun now gleams has |
    | moved amid the world's foundations. |
    | Where unrecorded names and navies rust, |
    | and untold hopes and anchors rot; where |
    | in her murderous hold this frigate |
    | earth is ballasted with bones of |
    | millions of the drowned; there, in that |
    | awful water-land, there was thy most |
    | familiar home. Thou hast been where |
    | bell or diver never went; has slept by |
    | many a sailer's side, where sleepless |
    | mothers would give their lives to lay |
    | them down. Thou saw'st the locked |
    | lovers when leaping from their flaming |
    | ship; heart to heart they sank beneath |
    | the exulting wave; true to each other, |
    | when heaven seemed false to them. Thou |
    | saw'st the murdered mate when tossed by |
    | pirates from the midnight deck; for |
    | hours he fell into the deeper midnight |
    | of the insatiate maw; and his murderers |
    | still sailed on unharmed -- while swift |
    | lightnings shivered the neighboring |
    | ship that would have borne a righteous |
    | husband to outstretched, longing arms. |
    | O head! thou has seen enough to split |
    | the planets and make an infidel of |
    | Abraham, and not one syllable is |
    | thine!" |
    | |
    \ -- H. Melville, "Moby Dick" /
    -----------------------------------------
    \
    \
    // //
    (") (")
    *(__) (__)*

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Tue Jan 30 02:03:02 2024
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    / You like to form new friendships and \
    \ make new acquaintances. /
    --------------------------------------
    \
    \
    // //
    (") (")
    *(__) (__)*

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Wed Jan 31 02:03:01 2024
    ________________________________
    / You may get an opportunity for \
    \ advancement today. Watch it! /
    --------------------------------
    \
    \
    // //
    (") (")
    *(__) (__)*

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Thu Feb 1 02:03:01 2024
    _________________________________________
    / Your boss climbed the corporate ladder, \
    \ wrong by wrong. /
    -----------------------------------------
    \
    \
    // //
    (") (")
    *(__) (__)*

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Fri Feb 2 02:03:02 2024
    ________________________________________
    / Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? \
    \ A: He was giving it last rites. /
    ----------------------------------------
    \
    \
    // //
    (") (")
    *(__) (__)*

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Sat Feb 3 02:03:01 2024
    __________________________________
    / Wagner's music is better than it \
    | sounds. |
    | |
    \ -- Mark Twain /
    ----------------------------------
    \
    \
    // //
    (") (")
    *(__) (__)*

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Sun Feb 4 02:03:01 2024
    _________________________________________
    / You don't become a failure until you're \
    \ satisfied with being one. /
    -----------------------------------------
    \
    \
    // //
    (") (")
    *(__) (__)*

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Mon Feb 5 02:03:01 2024
    ________________________________________
    / Your lucky number is 3552664958674928. \
    \ Watch for it everywhere. /
    ----------------------------------------
    \
    \
    // //
    (") (")
    *(__) (__)*

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Tue Feb 6 02:03:01 2024
    _________________________________________
    / Q: How many mathematicians does it take \
    | to screw in a light bulb? A: One. He |
    | gives it to six Californians, thereby |
    | reducing the problem |
    | |
    \ to the earlier joke. /
    -----------------------------------------
    \
    \
    // //
    (") (")
    *(__) (__)*

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Wed Feb 7 02:03:02 2024
    ________________________________________
    < Your supervisor is thinking about you. >
    ----------------------------------------
    \
    \
    // //
    (") (")
    *(__) (__)*

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Thu Feb 8 02:03:02 2024
    _______________________________________
    / Delay not, Caesar. Read it instantly. \
    | |
    | -- Shakespeare, "Julius Caesar" 3,1 |
    | |
    | Here is a letter, read it at your |
    | leisure. |
    | |
    | -- Shakespeare, "Merchant of Venice" |
    | 5,1 |
    | |
    | [Quoted in "VMS Internals and Data |
    | Structures", V4.4, when |
    | |
    \ referring to I/O system services.] /
    ---------------------------------------
    \
    \
    // //
    (") (")
    *(__) (__)*

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Fri Feb 9 02:03:01 2024
    ________________________________
    < Long life is in store for you. >
    --------------------------------
    \
    \
    // //
    (") (")
    *(__) (__)*

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Sat Feb 10 02:03:02 2024
    ____________________________________
    / Talkers are no good doers. \
    | |
    \ -- William Shakespeare, "Henry VI" /
    ------------------------------------
    \
    \
    // //
    (") (")
    *(__) (__)*

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Sun Feb 11 02:03:01 2024
    _______________________________________
    / Have a place for everything and keep \
    | the thing somewhere else; this is not |
    | advice, it is merely custom. |
    | |
    \ -- Mark Twain /
    ---------------------------------------
    \
    \
    // //
    (") (")
    *(__) (__)*

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Mon Feb 12 02:03:01 2024
    ______________________________________
    / You are only young once, but you can \
    \ stay immature indefinitely. /
    --------------------------------------
    \
    \
    // //
    (") (")
    *(__) (__)*

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Tue Feb 13 02:03:02 2024
    ________________________________________
    < Your supervisor is thinking about you. >
    ----------------------------------------
    \
    \
    // //
    (") (")
    *(__) (__)*

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)